How to be Unproductive: Dream Car Racing

"daender" (daender) 06/27/2014 at 12:58 • Filed to: None

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Are you at work but don't want to work? Ender's got you covered! Play !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! on notdoppler! You start out with a piece of junk and either upgrade into an awesome platform or design your own vehicle from the ground-up! That's my trusty design above, basically take the beginning chassis and swap the cockpit and engine locations, 50/50 power distribution front and rear, and maximum shock stiffness, wheel diameter, and tire pressure.

The only downside is that the physics engine will sometimes mess up and create the "Ball of Death" if you hit the ground flat too hard. I haven't found any way around it, just try not to pull too many hard landings. Creating your own designs can be tricky but it's fun if you want to openly experiment.

There are three levels in this demo variant and that's all you need to waste hours on. Good luck beating my scores!

CAR_IS_MI > daender 06/27/2014 at 13:06

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Exhaust port aimed directly into riders face for maximum carbon monoxide consumption.

daender > CAR_IS_MI 06/27/2014 at 13:10

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Trust me, playing this game, your rider has a VERY short life span between getting 7-ups'd by a floating platform, being pancake into the hillside along with the vehicle on top of them, or being crushed in the ball of death. Exhaust exposure is just helping them get through it.

DConsorti > daender 06/27/2014 at 13:33

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this game is a drug!

I'm currently trying to quit it! LOL

CAR_IS_MI > daender 06/27/2014 at 13:35

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I made a long chassis...

Stupidru > daender 06/27/2014 at 15:04

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So this is basically like my favorite game (Hill Climb Racer), but more awesome-er!

daender > CAR_IS_MI 06/27/2014 at 16:13

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I'm gonna have to try this out now.

CAR_IS_MI > daender 06/27/2014 at 16:20

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This design works way better.

daender > CAR_IS_MI 06/27/2014 at 16:26

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Holy cow, this works pretty darn well. Doesn't seem to suffer from the "Ball of Death" syndrome my designs suffer from.

daender > CAR_IS_MI 06/27/2014 at 16:35

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Interesting! Your first design was pretty awesome after I maxed out upgrades on all the parts, it beat my distance record at the Dawn track.

CAR_IS_MI > daender 06/27/2014 at 16:38

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Also, thanks, I've done literally nothing but this toady and my boss has come by a few times. First he laughed at it, now I think hes getting annoyed. Oh well its Friday.

CAR_IS_MI > daender 06/27/2014 at 16:39

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This one helps keep the rider from getting taken out by stray rocks and what not. He still falls out if you flip it but its pretty sturdy otherwise.

maxburto > daender 06/27/2014 at 20:54

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Interesting game!

This was my sum what successful attempt at a Mars rover like Rocker-bogie suspension system.

daender > CAR_IS_MI 06/27/2014 at 22:32

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Way better, bested my desert and highland distances with no issues. Now I'm 2637/2466/2125. Your designs are amazing! Very stable and durable platforms.

daender > CAR_IS_MI 06/28/2014 at 12:24

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Thanks to your design, I found there is actually a finish line at 3km. I thought it was endless...holy cow.

Jonathan Harper > daender 06/30/2014 at 14:51

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oh. mylord.

PRODUCTIVITY HITS AN ALL TIME LOW!